Congrats. I am so fucking excited for you.

A profane congratulations card for the friend who actually achieved something. Works for promotions, graduations, new jobs, new homes, engagement announcements, and any other big news that deserves more than a polite "congrats!" Shows you're genuinely happy without sounding like a corporate greeting.

Card details

• 270gsm premium paper, FSC and SFI certified
• Double-sided print, designed in-house
• Printed in the USA, ships flat-packed (just fold)
• Includes envelope
• Card size: 3.5" x 4.9"

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