Don't fuck today. I'm happy for you, but family is here.

An offensively funny wedding card for couples who don't take themselves too seriously. Tucked into a wedding gift, this is the card that gets read out loud at the reception, screenshotted, and saved. Profane, accurate, and the bride and groom will actually keep it.

Card details

• 270gsm premium paper, FSC and SFI certified
• Double-sided print, designed in-house
• Printed in the USA, ships flat-packed (just fold)
• Includes envelope
• Card size: 3.5" x 4.9"

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