Fuck. Sorry I forgot it was your birthday.

The honest belated birthday card. For the moment you realize the date already passed and decide to own it instead of pretending you remembered. Profane, accurate, and the right call when you'd rather make them laugh than apologize politely.

Card details

• 270gsm premium paper, FSC and SFI certified
• Double-sided print, designed in-house
• Printed in the USA, ships flat-packed (just fold)
• Includes envelope
• Card size: 3.5" x 4.9"

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