Happy Birthday. You're fucking old.
Happy Birthday. You're fucking old.
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A milestone birthday card for the friend who's been getting less subtle about aging by the year. This brutally honest funny birthday card skips the polite nonsense and goes straight to the punchline. Perfect for the 30, 40, 50, or 60-year-old who can take it.
Card details
- 270gsm premium paper, FSC and SFI certified
- Double-sided print, designed in-house
- Printed in the USA, ships flat-packed (just fold)
- Includes envelope
- Card size: 3.5" x 4.9"
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