Happy Valentine's Day. Fuck me.

A direct, no-nonsense Valentine's Day card for the partner who'd rather skip the flowery prose and get to the point. Works for couples celebrating year one or year fifteen, anyone whose love language is honesty, and people who appreciate a V-Day card that sounds like an actual conversation.

Card details

• 270gsm premium paper, FSC and SFI certified
• Double-sided print, designed in-house
• Printed in the USA, ships flat-packed (just fold)
• Includes envelope
• Card size: 3.5" x 4.9"

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