Happy Valentine's Day. Fuck you.

The anti-Valentine's Day card. For the ex you can't quite forget about, the coworker who deserves it, or anyone you specifically don't love and want to make sure they know it. Works as a gag for friends, a real message to enemies, or a self-aware Valentine for the perpetually single.

Card details

• 270gsm premium paper, FSC and SFI certified
• Double-sided print, designed in-house
• Printed in the USA, ships flat-packed (just fold)
• Includes envelope
• Card size: 3.5" x 4.9"

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