Happy Valentine's Day. I fucking love you.

The sincere-but-not-saccharine "I love you" Valentine's Day card. Says exactly what you mean, with the kind of emphasis your partner will recognize as actually-you. The right card for the love of your life when a Hallmark version would feel fake.

Card details

• 270gsm premium paper, FSC and SFI certified
• Double-sided print, designed in-house
• Printed in the USA, ships flat-packed (just fold)
• Includes envelope
• Card size: 3.5" x 4.9"

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