Happy Valentine's Day. Let's fuck.

An honest Valentine's Day card that drops the flowery nonsense entirely. The version of "I love you" your partner actually wants to hear. Works for him, works for her, works for any couple whose communication is more direct than poetic.

Card details

• 270gsm premium paper, FSC and SFI certified
• Double-sided print, designed in-house
• Printed in the USA, ships flat-packed (just fold)
• Includes envelope
• Card size: 3.5" x 4.9"

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