• Front of funny Valentine's Day card for couples about getting wasted together
  • Inside view of funny Valentine's date night card
  • Funny Valentine's couples card with envelope, USA-printed greeting card
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Let's get wasted together and fuck.

Let's get wasted together and fuck.

$6.50 USD
$6.50 USD
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A Valentine's Day card for couples who'd rather get drunk on the couch than do the prix-fixe-dinner-and-roses routine. Honest, profane, and exactly what your partner would actually want to read on February 14th. Date night plans, simplified.

Card details

  • 270gsm premium paper, FSC and SFI certified
  • Double-sided print, designed in-house
  • Printed in the USA, ships flat-packed (just fold)
  • Includes envelope
  • Card size: 3.5" x 4.9"

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