Merry Christmas. Don't fight with your fucking family.

An honest Christmas card for surviving the holidays without burning the family to the ground. Send it to the cousin who can't help themselves at dinner, the sibling who texts you mid-argument, or anyone who needs a reminder before December 25th. Offensive, accurate, and printed at the right size to slide into a stocking.

Card details

• 270gsm premium paper, FSC and SFI certified
• Double-sided print, designed in-house
• Printed in the USA, ships flat-packed (just fold)
• Includes envelope
• Card size: 3.5" x 4.9"

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