Merry Christmas. It's someone's gods birthday.

A sacrilegiously honest Christmas card for friends and family who can take a holiday joke. The card you send when you're done pretending the season is sacred and ready to admit it's mostly about food, drinks, and surviving the family. Offensively funny in exactly the right way.

Card details

• 270gsm premium paper, FSC and SFI certified
• Double-sided print, designed in-house
• Printed in the USA, ships flat-packed (just fold)
• Includes envelope
• Card size: 3.5" x 4.9"

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