Shit. I really want to fuck you right now.

An adult Valentine's Day card that says exactly what's on your mind. For partners who aren't going to pretend the night is about candlelit dinners. Direct, profane, and the right card for the right kind of relationship. Send the V-Day card you'd actually want to receive.

Card details

• 270gsm premium paper, FSC and SFI certified
• Double-sided print, designed in-house
• Printed in the USA, ships flat-packed (just fold)
• Includes envelope
• Card size: 3.5" x 4.9"

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