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Happy Valentine's Day. Fuck me.
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Fuck. Sorry I forgot it was your birthday.
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Happy Valentine's Day. Let's fuck.
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Happy Birthday. You're fucking old.
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Congrats. I am so fucking excited for you.
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Let's get wasted together and fuck.
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Happy Valentine's Day. Fuck you.
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Fuck. I love you.
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Shit. I really want to fuck you right now.
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Happy Valentine's Day. I fucking love you.
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Shit. I almost forgot it was your birthday.
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Merry Christmas. Biden won the election.
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Merry Christmas. It's someone's gods birthday.
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Merry Christmas. Don't fight with your fucking family.
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It's god's birthday and don't you fucking forget it.
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Oops. Hbd.
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